my dream job is literally complimenting dean winchester all day, every day like omfg
- dean, you’re an amazing brother
- you have a nice smile, bud
- hey deano, good choice of t-shirt today
- good gracious ass is bodacious
- dean dean the dancing machine show me your slick moves, babe
- i LOVEBYOU DEAN UR THE BESTB OKAY
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and pissed myself if a student sent me a paper with that title.
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
In Europe! :) / SS
Isn't it weird though, all the fuss over the premiere date in the US and the UK when they're not even the first to show it? It's been like that with all the big movies; An Unexpected Journey, all the (newest at least) Harry Potter, Thor x2, Star Trek x2, The Hunger Games x2.. I don't understand it but I'm not complaining :) /SS
where are you omg